ditch jockey

A real jerk. Someone so vile no one would help rescue out of a flooded ditch... just leave and let it ride.

That pain in the arse can stay in jail for a couple of weeks... I'm not bailing that ditch jockey out.

by DONDOWOLFE January 17, 2017

epic ditch

The biggest ditch of all time.

Jorge: Where is Mads Hammer? He was supposed to drive me home.
Håkon: He left five minutes ago.

Jorge: WTF! Now I have to wait 6 hours for the next bus.
Håkon: What an epic ditch.

by Magic Johnson fanboy #1 November 26, 2015

Ditch and dong

When you leave a dildo on someone's door step and ding dong ditch them.

Let's ditch and dong!

by Dong Girl December 1, 2016

Ding dong ditch

When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read

This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢

by BillyBlobThornton June 23, 2021

Digital Ditch

The worst sort of ditching usually performed by a Digital Dick head, The act of dropping out of a online game while the team is in dire need.

Drummer- Tom get over here we need support! We're just down by 5 we can do this

Tom- Nah dude fuck you i'm gonna go play Turok! *Digital Ditches*

Drummer- You Dumbass Digital Dick head!!!

by Deported Donkey January 16, 2009

ditch candy

when you have no where to fuck, you go outside and do it in the ditch. The act is known as "ditch candy." However, it is not like normal sex. When you have ditch candy, you have to be careful not to let the wrong kind of snake go into your hole.

Me and my girlfriend where having some hard-core ditch candy, until my mom drove by.

by RAEHRABKEAMRBIRNEYAHTMDKH October 28, 2010

Ditch

Ditch is a person who you do not think highly of, a woman who is a pass around, or someone you are completely finished with.

She is nothing but a ditch. I don’t want her.

by Kumquat exposer April 2, 2025