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Craig

The cutest most obnoxious guy, with just about the most stereotypical HAHAHA laugh. That is just the most cutest thing I’ve ever heard. Craigs the kind of guy who likes to think he’s all tough and such a G, when in reality he’s not. He is however very funny, or just funny looking.
some random person: Did you just see them pull a Craig at the bar
some other random person: Yeah they just downed those 12 shots in one gulp like nothing
by chippylane May 10, 2023
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Craig

Someone you can make disappear without a lot of thought or effort if you got the money.
Girl- Oh, I thought that guy was a Craig when I said that hilarious thing about the hitman. I didnt know what I was saying. I would have never said that if I knew what I was saying.
Guy- Not everybody thought it was hilarious.
by Solid Mantis August 1, 2020
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Craig Shafto

the typical definition of a nonce in everyway possible
that guy is acting like a craig shafto
by njp31 January 18, 2023
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Craig

Craig is an entity/entities that transcends the limits of human perception; Like the concept of “God”. Craig will sit atop its golden throne on the sun and pass judgment on those who defy its set “Laws of physics”. Craig will on occasion choose a mortal vessel to observe and/or interfere with our world and has caused many monotheistic religions to flourish throughout history.
To defy Craig is to deny nature.

I swear to Craig if you do not stop...
by Craig_is_God June 21, 2020
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Craig

A jerk that will screw with your mothers mind and fuck her over and over. Don't let a Craig in your life.
Jaylnn-Craig is marrying my mom I'm moving out
Claire-I feel you mom
by StraightGay46 October 29, 2019
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Craig

Okay, here's a funny Urban Dictionary entry for "Craig":

Craig (n.)

1. A mythical creature believed to exist only in the realm of dating nightmares. Known for their uncanny ability to make plans and then vanish into thin air, leaving a trail of unanswered texts and shattered hopes.

2. A master of the "stand-up," elevating the art form to new levels of disrespect. Craigs are notorious for their complete disregard for other people's time, often leaving them stranded like a forgotten grocery bag.

3. A connoisseur of the pub scene, Craigs possess the unique talent of getting "totally" wasted while simultaneously neglecting their date. They have been known to leave women waiting for hours, only to emerge with a glazed-over look and a slurred apology.

4. A special kind of Craig is one who lets women travel a 6hr round trip just to be left waiting for an hour at their house whilst they get fucked at a pub
"I had a date with a Craig last night. He stood me up and then texted me he was fucked at the pub.'"
by Undying_insomnia June 8, 2025
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