Canadian Dickwad

A game much like football or rugby. Better when played in small groups (four vs. four at most). Players run up and down the field trying to get a touchdown. You may only take five steps before passing the ball. When either team has gotten a goal, or the ball goes out-of-bounds, the opposite team takes the ball and throws it in the air. There is then a mad dash to reach it first. Contact is allowed and encouraged.

"Man, Canadian Dickwad sure is a fun game to watch!" or "Ah, Im exhausted after playing Canadian Dickwad."

by CrystalButler! May 22, 2008

canadian blackmail

Being very polite when asking for a favor from a Canadian.

Tom: I couldn't refuse, he said please and thank you.

Harry: Wow that's some serious Canadian blackmail.

by adewwwed ddwweddewd July 5, 2017

canadian-draft

When a woman farts and/or queefs while her partner is performing oral sex on her>

She came to my house and gave me a large amount of canadian-draft.

by redsmiyh September 27, 2015

Canadian Tugboat

When party A uses the cheeks of their buttocks to clamp onto party B's facial hair and tug the hair out

After that Canadian Tugboat this morning I've been farting beard hairs all day!

by Timma366 September 13, 2020

canadian jukebox

When someone starts singing a song, and the another joins in, and then someone starts singing another song, repeat, keep interrupting and such; just keep starting songs, showing off all the songs you know, singing loudly together

On the bus, Madison was singing, and David joined in, but I didn't like the song they were singing, so I sung another one, and other people changed my song, and the bus became a Canadian Jukebox.

by EwMayonnaise June 29, 2007

the full canadian

While getting blown by a girl, you proceed to shit relentlessly in orgasm, and spend the rest of the night apologising

Got her over last night, made a mistake and had to give the full canadian

by cheify24 December 20, 2014

Canadian Cooler

A vehicle parked outside during the colder months of winter, where food or beverage products can be stored with a lower chance of theft and freezing.

Not to be confused with a Canadian Refrigerator.

"Give me your keys so I can grab the beer from the Canadian cooler".

"Take the pop from the Canadian cooler and put it in the Canadian refrigerator".

by hockeyguy071 November 23, 2010