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Bears nap

When a Chicago Bears fan has had enough of watching the Bears boring and disappointing play that they fall asleep during the second half of their games.
“Why did Jim fall asleep? The Bears are only down by 14 and there’s 2 quarters left!”
“Oh he does this every game it’s his Bears nap”
by 4highs August 16, 2023
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skinning the bear

A Viking term for FURIOUS masturbation; Ussually done after sex, at parties, and in front of friends; Sometimes even used to impress the ladies ;)
Person 1: Dude I was skinning the bear in front of Rick! After I banged Sasha.
Person 2: Wow your a badass
by BoS Antonius November 9, 2013
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Emerie-Bear

Adorable, cute, challenging beautiful small featured person who is brave and destined for greatness
That person is undoubtedly an Emerie-Bear
by Towno09 July 23, 2018
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happy bear

A bear you must befriend. You can drink tea with a happy bear, they are good for you and they are good for me.
A happy bear is a good bear, a good bear for tea. A good bear for me.
by LegendaryOwlCarnival July 17, 2017
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Yogi Bearing it

Wearing nothing but a neck tie and a collar. Similar to "Donald Ducking it", except more nude/formal.
My girlfriend told me that the party had a formal dress code. So I wore a tie and nothing else.. aka Yogi Bearing it, and got arrested. see donald duck
by KCDonkeyShow July 28, 2010
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Bear Nuts

Extremely hairy balls. Like Chewbacca dangling upside down.
Cooped upon my jockstrap, my bear nuts were quite moist.

I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
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bear steepener

A term used by financial managers to either identify an unsustainalbe interest rate yield curve, or to display or cover up their own weinerheadnedess.
I don't know the answer to that question. But the yield curve is in bear steepener.
by bigbeefner December 28, 2010
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