Taste test

When do you think your missus has cheated on you on a night out so just to be sure, you go down on her when she gets home

I was proper paranoid the wife had got with somebody else at her school reunion

Why?

She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick

How did that go?? Was she clean?

Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss

by Le on January 26, 2022

taste

to praise someone's music taste.

person 1: you listen to ariana grande? TASTE!!

person 2: you listen to bjork? TASTELESS!!

by arianamoonlight August 22, 2022

race taste

A saying used in the terms of diving into variations of the culinary arts from different cultures.

“I’ve heard Disney’s Epcot is the best out of all the parks to race taste.”

by NeverJaded April 22, 2023

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by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025

Taste-gasm

A taste-gasm is when an item of food has such an amazing taste, your mouth LITERALLY has an orgasm. Sometimes you can see a woman have one when their eyes roll in the back of their head and they say "oh my GOD, sooooooo good."

"Did you taste that steak I fried up with paprika and garlic? Try it man, you'll have a fucking TASTE-GASM."

by Madame Cafferty May 16, 2018

alden’s music taste

a mix of party music catered to millennials specifically from the 2010 that typically consists of kanye west, bruno mars and every song from spiderman into the spiderverse.

“gosh, this song is terrible. this is so alden’s music taste.”

by Glizzyglobber November 5, 2025

elle’s music taste

a fookin mess

“oh that car crash was elle’s music taste!!”
meaning

“oh that car crash was a fookin mess!!”

by djelleganggang May 4, 2020