when a male with an erect pennis inserts his pennis into a bucket of black paint, and then inserts his newly painted pennis into the anus of his female counterpart
today, while having anal sex with my wife i dipped my pennis in black paint and used the burglar technique on her and entered the back door.
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okay, Tech has some of the sickest rhymes ive heard, i find it ill when rappers use bigger words taht rhyme, but i think he is completely wrong with hsi politics, and " Bin Laden" is completely ridiculous, 1- why the hell would a president do that. 2 if he did, there would defnetly be evidence, real fuckin proof by now, 7 years after it occurred. I respect him for spittin his view, personally i listenhim, i love his raps, except a few, but hes made enough songs aobut the government, why not stick with songs like, "positive balance", thats probably one of his best songs.
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Get the Detective TopDollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Weatherman Technicion Pinwheel Kane PHDMD mug.“ejaculation technique” is a sophisticated courtship strategy ordinarily directed at an unattainable hottie. The technique involves the man ejaculating into a water bottle, coffee, or food item to be consumed or ingested by the target hottie. This technique can be used after or concurrently with the Clarence Thomas technique of romancing a hottie by placing your pubic hair follicles on the lid of her preferred beverage container. Warning - - this technique may constitute a misdemeanor or felony under state law and you probably should consult a local criminal defense attorney before you employ the ejaculation technique.
Chewbacca: Dude, I’m going out with that trashy chick from accounting on Friday night. If all goes well, I might be showing her my “oh face.”
Spiccoli: Sweet! What was your opening line?
Chewbacca: No opening line. I used the ejaculation technique right after having a strawberry margarita at lunch and then deposited a gift in her water bottle. She guzzled that shit down and then asked me out. Classic!
Spiccoli: Sweet! What was your opening line?
Chewbacca: No opening line. I used the ejaculation technique right after having a strawberry margarita at lunch and then deposited a gift in her water bottle. She guzzled that shit down and then asked me out. Classic!
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