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Team Mill Job

An act of sexual masochism in which an individual achieves sexual gratification by being tied down and 'milled' by a group of 3 or more sexual sadists. Team mill jobs are illegal in 48 US states, due in large part to a rise in death rates from asphyxiation and rectal trauma. deaths,

A typical Team Mill Job begins when the subject is secured (usually to a table or workbench) and the 'Millwrights' simulate the act or process of grinding, cutting, pressing, or crushing in a mill, and ends when the 'Foreman' gives his sign of work completion. Usually by ejaculating onto or into the face of the subject, but varies depending on the foreman.

The price of Team Mill Job varies widely by location, economic climate and number of millwrights, but usually starts at around $500US.
Soliciting a Team mill job:

"Do you have a mill?"
"Yes"
"How big is your team?"
"How big is the job?"
"At least four or five man hours"
"I charge 250 bucks a man-hour"
"Is your work shop open?"
by Pondo Sinatra December 1, 2011
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team kamikaze

A group of awesome individuals that show up at an event and wipe out all the other competition. Bringing home all the awards! Kicking ass and having fun while they do it.
Team Kamikaze is at it again. Showing up at the horse show and leaving nothing for anyone else. Laughing while they do it.
by pnytrnr April 18, 2014
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team bitch

person on the team that does what any of his teammates ask them to do
yoooo man, remember Jared from little league?

bro I remember we made him our team bitch

he cleaned our cleats after every game
by krsxjpg June 27, 2016
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Team Fortress Classic

The game that came before Team Fortress 2 (otherwise called America's #1 Hat Simulator) that everyone forgot because there were no hats.
by mewmew893 January 3, 2022
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Team Soul Pole

1.) A group of guys and girls who enjoy partying and laying down soul pole when they have to.
Yeah Matt and the rest of Team soul pole had a crazy ass party last night man!
by *G* June 4, 2006
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team shit

1. When you don't wanna take a shit alone in a public bathroom, so you get a friend 2 come along, and take a shit in the adjacent stall.

2. When you don't wanna be bored while taking a shit, so you ask a friend to be your dumping buddy.
1. Dude, that bathroom is freaking me out, lets go take a team shit.

2. Yo, this is gonna take me a while, so come along and we will team shit it.
by DavideSophia May 22, 2010
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Team Gold Team

An exclusive group dedicated to fight against the tooly tooly tools.
Yellow Lamborghini
Yellow Top Missing
Reward for those who find it.

-Team Gold Team
by Excited Qway-ai July 20, 2011
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