1. When you don't wanna take a shit alone in a public bathroom, so you get a friend 2 come along, and take a shit in the adjacent stall.

2. When you don't wanna be bored while taking a shit, so you ask a friend to be your dumping buddy.
1. Dude, that bathroom is freaking me out, lets go take a team shit.

2. Yo, this is gonna take me a while, so come along and we will team shit it.
by DavideSophia May 21, 2010
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to be part of a group of complete and utter morons who are working together
that team is a know-nothing, do nothing, dead shit team
by B Rodriguez October 26, 2017
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