crab tarts

a female with extreme unpleasant pubic aroma
When I went down on Vanessa, she had some serious crab tarts.
by Big Daddy D Williams January 13, 2009
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Doo-Tart

A sweet-tart that has been stuck on the bottom of someones shoes via a dog turd or any turd.
by Doo-Tart March 08, 2009
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terracotta tart

a term coined to describe a woman who blatantly applies excessive amounts of fake tan;

to the point where she looks orange or more accurately 'terracotta' colored;

generally found to be of low self esteem, and thus more likely to be easy.
check out that terracotta tart! little too much fake tan i reckon.
by yourmatebrian January 22, 2014
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douche tart

someone who's logic smells rancid and flat.
Matt is a douche tart because he ate my clearly labeled lunch.
by represedasswhipe November 25, 2009
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tarte face

when your face looks like the side profile moon emoji
omg you have a tarte face!
by gooberbebe June 29, 2021
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Sweet Tarting

to flatten a penis with plexiglass and cut it into 6 even strips
Sweet Tarting
by Hanking Harold January 05, 2025
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peyton tart

A hot worderful boy that is funny. He even laughs at he own jokes and he is extremely loving and he can play soccer
That boy over there must be a Peyton Tart
by The Player For The Girls April 28, 2019
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