Straight Fool

1- Some retarded moron that can't think enough to foresee things before they happen and therefore gets owned.

2- A reckless dude that doesn't give a flying fuck about nothing, to a point where he'll do anything stupid or suicidal without giving a fuck about the consequences.

-Straight Fool #1: "Yo dude, i'll gamble all my money cause i know i'm gonna win"
-Some random normal dude #1: "You're a Straight Fool..."

Straight Fool #2: "Yo, i need cash bro... Fuck it, i'll just rob a bank"

by Straight-Fool June 15, 2013

Straight Pimping

1. Straight pimping is something random you say when you look at a picture you like or play a game and you do something you like.

2. Basically you can say Straight pimping to anything

1.Girl: Do you like my Dress?

Boy: Hell yea, "Straight Pimping"

2. Hey man have you seen that new "Planet of the Apes" movie?

Yeah Dude it was "Straight Pimping"

by MrUnOfficial1 August 14, 2011

Super Straight

The preference of not dating an mtf or ftm transgender individual, typically on the grounds of wanting children or transphobia. It is often confused with being a sexuality and part of LGBTQIA+ when it is not.

Person 1: My preference is to be in a relationship with a person I can start a family with

Person 2: So your Super Straight?

Person 1: That term would suit me but I personally don't think it needs a pride flag or a name.

Person 3: I am super straight because gender is assigned at birth

Person 1: stfu

Person 2: stfu

by amogus is sus March 15, 2021

straight purp

A type of marijuana that is purple instead of the common green.

Will this weed get you blazed? Simply take a glimpse and know it to be so, for it is indeed straight purp.

by OrangeClock May 20, 2005

cyber straight

A preference for cyber/Net-based women over real women.

Jeff Simmonds isn't straight, he's CYBER STRAIGHT

by Martyn Adair September 8, 2007

Straight Bash

When a group of gay guys flirt hard with the straight man who steps into the room.

Man i went over my gay cousins house and got straight bash ed!

by Zigity Zay August 13, 2008

Straight Men

1.Sacasticly referring to anyone who is homosexual or has a questionable sexuality.
2. Someone who is not cool at all
3. Fark

1. Man fuck that guy he is such a straight man
2. Dude look at guys, Straight men
3. Mark Schlosser is a straigh man

by G1 Crew September 28, 2005