smugmu

to make or produce vaginal cheese or sweat.

i was getting pounded by that guy last night like a mallard duck he made me make smugmu all over

by alejandro gonads March 25, 2008

Smuggery

Alternate spelling of smuggary. Unbearably smug; full of oneself beyond compare.

Her "I'm the Queen" attitude reeks of smuggery.

by Zara M. January 5, 2009

Smuggling Parrots

A reference to peoples attempts smuggling going wrong when a parrot start waking up and talking. This talking being misinterpreted as coming from the person who is probably wasted. What is said is confused and short.

Mate walking into room. "Where are we? What time is it? What's my name?!"

Everyone else, "He is smuggling parrots right now."

by eMpTy January 12, 2013

smuglet

A word used to sercretly insult someone who doesn’t know that “smug” is a real word.

Dylan: smug doesn’t even mean anything
Tjay talking to another friend: what a smuglet

Dylan- “confused”

by Smuglet February 24, 2018

shmuggums

The name given to a guy named Joe, only used by his epic gamer girlfriend. Used as a common nickname for one another, only to be used by the coolest people on the planet, epic gamer joe, and epic gamer morgs.

"hey my shmuggums"

by EpicGamerMorgs April 12, 2021

Shmugged

When you have been mugged then proced to get shit thrown at you

'when i got shmugged the other day i got so much shit in my mouth'

by TheBigNick February 9, 2022

crack smuggler hat

A cheap hat, which, when put on, makes a large knob on top of your head. Generally baby blue, these hats are often quite humorous, especially if they are extremely high up. Named so because sometimes crack is carried within the knob.

Nigga Jim: damn, that guy must be carrying pounds of crack in that crack smuggler hat!

Wigger Jiminy: shit, son!

by Monklee March 17, 2009