King Squirrel

A badass mother fucker you don't want to mess with.

Man i was walking down the street and fucking King Squirrel jumped out of the tree and beat my ass...with nuts.

by Spencer Bliss November 29, 2007

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Cuban Squirrel

Facetiously describing a Rat. Referencing the abundance of rats in Havana.

Mommy, I seen another Cuban squirrel run under the house.

by Your Undercover Lover September 15, 2009

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Ground Squirrel

A hot chick that you don't want to do, because she's so stupid.

"Dude! I was scoping this hot chick at the bar last night but then she spoke and she was a total ground squirrel. Her head was full of walnuts, total waste."

by DPH Red strange.com January 24, 2013

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A large rodent resembling a squirrel, a rat, and a raccoon. They vary in color, but are the size of an average brown bear. Thought to be connected to Illuminati. Related to the Algerian Squirrel.
First discovered in 1700's, these terrifying animals were found in a tomb of what could have been an alien tomb in Nigeria. Because of the terrifying appearance and creepiness of the tomb and animal, the tomb was sealed and the ordeal was completely covered up. That's why you never hear about Nigerian Squirrels anymore.

"Nigerian squirrels are real. Believe."

by werty29991 December 21, 2014

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Great White Squirrel

The act of getting a blow job then cumming in her mouth, the cum chokes her and she then coughs the cum all over your pubic hair.

So i was getting dome one day, real nice, cummed in her mouth; and the next thing I new I had sticky pubic hair. I then realized that I had just been the victim of a Great White Squirrel.

by Shawny Shawny July 16, 2010

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Hoe Bagged Squirrel

A squirrel whom mates wildly regardless of other rodent STD's. A variation of hoe bag but used only within the sciuridae family. This family includes tree squirrels, ground squirrels, chipmunks, marmots (including woodchucks), flying squirrels, and some species of homo sapiens.

OH MY GOD! Look at that hoe bagged squirrel go hes been humping for 6 hours now!

by StabWoundFucl{ing February 21, 2011

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