Squats is a rural Canadian term meaning pissed off.
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Squat face : Your facial expression shows your level of squattyness.
Majority of the time being squatty is not justified.
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Squat face : Your facial expression shows your level of squattyness.
Majority of the time being squatty is not justified.
Example : Derrick has the squats tonight because his woman drank his last beer.
I seen Derrick at the NSLC first thing this morning, wonder what happened to him, fucker had some squat face on.
Derrick got over being squatty after his 6th breakfast beer kicked in.
I seen Derrick at the NSLC first thing this morning, wonder what happened to him, fucker had some squat face on.
Derrick got over being squatty after his 6th breakfast beer kicked in.
by TeamEastCoast October 23, 2018
Get the Squats mug.When a fully clothed person sits in a pie (or other cake like pastry) and commences to weep like a little girl. Squat Cobblering is usually engaged in by ugly, bald, middle aged men, who usually have some form of what appears to be mild autism. Said mild autism may manifest itself in an childlike, irrational and downright creepy obsession with baseball cards.
Did you see the back of his pants? He either crapped'em, or Hoboken Squat Cobbler'd a chocolate cake.
by Bob Barr 123 August 28, 2016
Get the Hoboken Squat Cobbler mug.A type of fetish video, where in the performer remains fully clothed, and proceeds to sit in and consume pies of various flavors. As defined in the TV show Better Call Saul
by Ryan_Payne September 2, 2016
Get the squat cobbler mug.A condition where horny sorostitutes are so obsessed with squatting on cock that they cannot control themselves. Often causes arthritis in the knees.
by I'm Brian April 12, 2011
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A group of people simultaneously take a communal expulsion from their rectums. Can last an long time, be painful, and unproductive.
A group of people simultaneously take a communal expulsion from their rectums. Can last an long time, be painful, and unproductive.
by Morons Are Really Pathetic March 6, 2012
Get the Mob Squat mug.The exceedingly uncomfortable and inconvenient bent-far-forward position that you are forced to assume when sitting on the toilet and trying to urinate, but you have a "stubborn" boner that refuses to "relax", and so you have to awkwardly lean way over with your head down between your knees in order to rotate your abdomen far enough to get the tip of Mr. Happy down into the bowl.
It's a good idea to take a good long whiz **before** "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with a luscious chick --- especially if you also take a Viagra/Cialis pill prior to said bouncy-bouncy --- to avoid any unexpected stiffy-squats.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
Get the stiffy-squat mug.Another way of saying squat toilet. Pooping in them is always an adventure, if you fail to aim, you could shit all over your shoes.
by curlypoo December 25, 2020
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