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Spread. Could be a verb/noun. To make a lot out of very little. For example, you spread your food for a whole week in one night with your boy. Example two, You eat a bar of cookies, and a bag of chips all to yourself one evening away from everyone else. Or, -You throw everything you got together in a single spread.

Condiments. Mayonnaise, soy sauce, salt and pepper, Ranch, Butter ranch, jalapeño peppers (bellpenos), cheese, minute rice.
''Do you want to spread, tonight?''
''Yes.''
''Spread?''
''Yea.''
''What'chu got for a spread?''
'pread
"Do you want to spread?" "No." "Aiight, I got you."
by Young Jazzy Yo October 13, 2023
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spreading the bull

He was spreading the bull to show how tough he was
by Bernikins October 21, 2025
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Spread Eagle

Jerking off on bathroom floor (preferably heated) with legs in the air, extra points if you are in the corner
Sam Purnell was spread eagle and Shannon suddenly walked in with a shocked face.
by Kirkpenis January 20, 2024
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Spreading

When you spread your shit to form a solid layer. Remember to cover your ass when you take a shower to build those layers! Or just don't shower at all.
Guy 1: Damn man, I forgot to cover my ass and my spread melted from the shower.
Guy 2: Why the fuck would you shower in the first place if you're spreading?
Guy 1: idk
by Benoodle5 April 6, 2020
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Eye Spreading

When she pops out her glass eye and you skull fuck her and cum in the socket creating eye caulk to properly set the glass eye.
My buddy T-Bone was eye spreading this hooker and she woke up with crusties in her eye hole.
by DirtyMouthMedic May 21, 2022
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Sploodge Spreading

Like the act of muck-spreading, but in this case you helicopter your penis whilst cumming.
Guys! Jim Brad And James are Sploodge Spreading! Open Wide!

Guys! Someone is Sploodge Spreading, try to catch it in your mouth like snow!
by romaaw May 13, 2024
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Spreading the Dog

When someone bends over and there ass gets wider.
Andrew was spreading the dog when he dropped the cap.
by ALblondie96 February 13, 2022
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