As Morgan got ready to do the banana splits with Jizabel, she deceived Morgan into thinking that it would not possibly commence unless she was the "banana" end. Jizabel wheedled the better morgasm.
by Jerry July 15, 2003
to split the lips of a girl's vagina by means of sexual intercourse
can also be used as "split that line" or "split the line"
can also be used as "split that line" or "split the line"
by The PanMan May 29, 2011
Grab a banana and peel it, remove the banana. Then take a shit and place it inside the peel. Shove the Banana log in the girl's mouth and then begin to fuck her mouth, banana and all.
Person 1: Oh I gotta take a shit! Get me a banana!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: So I can shit in it and fuck my gurl's brains out! Mudslide banana split time!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: So I can shit in it and fuck my gurl's brains out! Mudslide banana split time!
by syngates13 July 08, 2011
by shady dickens.... September 10, 2008
by dougie3 June 09, 2007
A vertical (girl upside down, guy standing up) 69 with your choice of banana split topping: whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc.
The Vertical Banana Split: guy picks up girl and turns her upside down so pussy is in face, apply chosen topping, proceed to suck/lick each others genitals. nom nom nom nom :P :O
by showerlovers October 29, 2009
Occurs in a game of conkers, where the conker of the striker splits and breaks upon impact against their opponents conker.
A conker (or buckeye) is the seed of the Horse Chestnut tree.
A conker (or buckeye) is the seed of the Horse Chestnut tree.
Juliette swung her conker, connecting perfectly with her opponents. The conker shattered and for a moment she thought she had won, the reality was she had been the victim of and Auto Nut Split and so lost the match.
by Colin Bucket December 19, 2019