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Social Netjerking

1.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that your hottest friends have posted on their social networking profiles.

2.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that a total stranger has posted on their social networking profile.
1.) I did a bit of social netjerking this morning while looking at your girlfriend's facebook page. Man she posts some slutty pictures!

2.) The girl who works at Wawa is pretty hot... there might be some social netjerking in our future if I can figure out her last name!
by KOZE KITTENZ September 22, 2011
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social bastardry

someone who has it all together on a professional level but the second the suit and tie comes off he/she becomes a raging hot mess with no clue how to handle themselves in a social atmosphere. especially when drugs or alchol come into play.
could you believe JOHN/JANE got naked at the bar? i would never expect that from a math teacher at a christian school.i have never seen suchan example of social bastardry,it was ridiculous.
by thoughtlesshero June 7, 2009
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dumpster socialism

The belief that the communal dumpster capacity is to be distributed according to the need of each individual in that community.
Trudi: Our garbage dumpster is full.

Eric: I'll just toss it in the neighbor's.

Trudi: Is that the right thing to do?

Eric: Yes, it's dumpster socialism!
by antipole September 4, 2009
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Socially Disabled

Someone who is clinically unable to socialize, thrives in loneliness and solitude, typically very awkward in a social setting or in a general social interaction, and keeps very few or even no friends at all.
Did you see what quarantining alone for 11 months did to that guy? It made him socially disabled.
by dzffa May 3, 2021
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Social Timer

An imaginary timer a person has for how long they can be out or hang out with friends/family/etc before they start to get tired.
Kris: Hey Julie what’s wrong, you look tired .

Julie: Yeah sorry my social timer ran out.
by ScorpionTheeGreat January 17, 2021
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social acquaintance

Someone who you hang out with during social situations just to be around someone, but wouldn't any other time.
"I thought you didn't like that guy"
"Nah we're just social acquaintances"
by RubbaBoy May 29, 2018
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Social box

A woman who is promiscuous and indiscriminate.

From social, for active with different people
From box, for the slang term for a woman's vagina
Also, social boxed, social boxing
the redhead social boxed her way through the entire football team.

Everyone knew who the red headed social box was, if not from first hand experience, than by reputation.
by EnglishE September 30, 2016
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