scratch and sniff stalker

A creepy boss who always tries to scratch, massage or sniff his female employees.

I can't stand my boss. He's such a scratch and sniff stalker. Every time I walk by him, he takes a deep breath like he's trying to get high off of my perfume.

by oldsport December 31, 2014

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queef and sniff

When a woman farts from her vagina and sniffs the surrounding air to inhale the scent of said queef

She did a queef and sniff to see if it smelled

by Bitchesaregaynow December 26, 2016

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Dip and Sniff

The experiment a man uses before sex, in which he sticks his fingers inside the female's vagina, and proceeds to sniff it, to confirm that she does not have a smelly or diseased vagina.

Guy: "Dude you shouldn't have gone in raw..."

Guy 2: "Don't worry, it was safe, I did the Dip and Sniff test."

by BornInTheBayou February 14, 2019

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Drive By Sniff

When you walk by someone while trying to figure out what they smells like

I did a drive by sniff to confirm she smelled like roses

by Xhyshejenddn July 13, 2019

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This is when the male partner has a fetish of the female nose and when he looks into his partners nostrils he gets a HUGE erection. This then leads him into the urge of sticking his genitals into the female nose. WARNING: may be painful and break nose... could also cause bleeding and future nasal issues. TRY THIS AT HOME.

Person 1: He gave me the south dakota sniffer last night.

Person 2: oh my gosh no way your nose looks great.

by Nose Blaster January 19, 2021

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