skeltching

Skeltching is when you don’t wipe after taking a shit. You let it crust and then let your significant other scrapes it off with their teeth. Then they spit the feces back into your mouth.

“Hey I just took a shit and didn’t wipe. wanna skeltch later tonight?” Or “Me and my boyfriend love skeltching!”

by Blumpkinmaster101 May 14, 2024

Shelton

Shelton ones of the sweetest guys you’ll ever meet with the most beautiful brown eyes. He will always make you laugh even when you don’t feel like it, his smile is contagious and will always brighten your day. He has so much heart and puts his all into everything he does. He’ll treat you like a princess and never upset you purposefully. Even though he will joke in serious times he is the best thing that will ever happen to you.

Girl- “wow look at Shelton, look at that smile!”

Girl #2- “ I know he’s so great.”

by Jessie branded January 6, 2025

Smelch

An astronomical, traumatic stench, usually exerted from ones button

Ay that was a right smelch, that was

by Izzwold May 3, 2025

smegtard

a smeghead thats also a retard

that person is a smegtard

by Fucking Retarded Spazmoid July 2, 2025

Smelephant

A portmanteau of “smell” and “elephant”.

A word you’d call one of your mates if they are both fat and smelly

Example: oi oi, here comes the smelephant

by Shibmeister August 23, 2025

skeltch

a combination of sketchy and skeptical

thats mf look a little skeltch like he fry bacon with his shirt off

by towerx December 24, 2025

Bomb sheltered

A person who has been sheltered by an extreme degree.

Boy: Have you seen that funny video of the dancing cat on YouTube?
Girl: What's YouTube?
Boy: Gee, what are you? Bomb sheltered?

by NoMoreVillains June 1, 2009