by lsd.danny July 9, 2016

An ultimate level of a drug addict, where the smack bean is such a smack head that no-one trusts then eg. getting drug tested by their Ma.
eg. posting illegal substances on their stories and getting baited out to fuck.
eg. posting illegal substances on their stories and getting baited out to fuck.
‘Jude is such a fucking Smack Bean’ Exclaimed Lexie, as he posted a picture of a hospital on his story.
by LexDawgXo August 22, 2019

by ryan hodgson August 26, 2021

When your fucking a girl, and you urgently pull out and cum on your hand, and smack the shit out of her while yelling “SMACK CAM”
Person 1: did you end up doing anything with that girl last night
Person 2: yeah I tried the Smack Cum on her... I don’t think we are gonna go on another date
Person 2: yeah I tried the Smack Cum on her... I don’t think we are gonna go on another date
by Minoritiesdontdeserverights420 September 4, 2019

An act of cupping ones hand over their own butthole, and farting into the hand, to later trap the gassiest stench while simultaneously whipping your hand out with great efficiency and speed to carefully keep the horrendous stench in your hand, then placing the hand under a poor unsuspecting target’s nostril. The stench will instantly travel up the nostrils and the sensation will smack the brain. Hence the term brain smacker
He brain smacked me.
He grabbed his fart and brain smacked me.
Brain smack means to catch your fart in your pants then throw it in someone’s face
He grabbed his fart and brain smacked me.
Brain smack means to catch your fart in your pants then throw it in someone’s face
by Faggatron2698 November 8, 2017

(n.)A phrase or a verbal insult to use against someone or something but never actually said to the person in context, occasionally used in anecdotes.
Guy1:So he told me to go to the office and i was like, no how about you go screw your mother you jackass.
Guy2:Wow, did you really say that?
Guy1:No it was just a smack-thought, but could you imagine?
Guy2.Lol
Guy2:Wow, did you really say that?
Guy1:No it was just a smack-thought, but could you imagine?
Guy2.Lol
by Iamnottom Robinson January 12, 2009

Here pal, let's get down to smack generator. I've got cracking swag from that last burglary I did. Maybe get enough for a £10 bag of smack.
by Dan the man 666 May 5, 2019
