military sizes

A phrase meaning an object, (often a piece of clothing,) that is only found in sizes "way too small" and "way too big". In the military, uniforms, (especially boots,) are notably only available in these sizes.

"I'm going to a wedding tonight, but all my nice clothes are in military sizes."
"I'm thinking about getting a meal, but they only serve food in military sizes."

by Supernutbar April 5, 2023

Lizzo-Sized

Means you about the size of 1 adult Lizzo.

I wanna lose weight by the summer, Been Lizzo-sized since about last year.

by KLtgoat April 6, 2023

ostrich sized

means to get or be deported

I got ostrich sized by the opps

by tillywillywock May 2, 2023

Size Tester

A size tester is a guy or girl who is used is used to show the different sizes of dildos.

Friend: “you're the equivalent of a cheap hooker”
You: “That's too bad because you're most definitely a Size Tester

by User173842066669 January 1, 2023

swole size

Buffed
Muscular

It can be swole size Booty too :D

by Arissu July 26, 2017

The Size Of It

Description of penis or ass.

The Size Of It made me want to lick it.

by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018

Pant Size

A grouping of Girl Scout cookies

I just ate a pant size of Girl Scout cookies.

by Gottfather February 27, 2019