Service Animal

Service animals are usually used to help people with day to day tasks. This may include...
Helping blind people get around
Help people with depression
Help with anxiety or mental disorders

Flight Attendant: Sir you aren't allowed to bring animals on board this plane.
Guy1: He's my service animal!
ServiceAnimal1: *Eating someone alive*
Flight Attendant: Sir, hes literally eating someone as we speak
Guy1: HES FOR MY ANXIETY!

by Tedstr November 3, 2025

top drawer service

The action of digging out your cutest pair of undies from your underwear drawer and wearing them for possible sexy time to impress your partner.

Allison: Gurl, he was so hot I gave that boy top drawer service, and he ain't even notice!
Tammy: Dat shit is ratchet.

by ellemnopee May 16, 2014

Gaming Services

Typically a term that you use to describe something you dislike and Gaming Services is a program on the Microsoft Store which has a major problem where if it fails if you try to play a game it sends you gaming services on the microsoft store instead of launching a game and the worst part is that it's extremely error prone and its mostly known for its high risk of failing

"This is literally gaming services" or "That is worse than gaming services!" or "still not as bad as gaming services!" or you can use it in a phrase like "(insert difficult thing here) is still not as difficult as fixing gaming services!"

by GamingServicesSucks May 14, 2025

privacy policy and terms of service.

To be honest who reads this you just scroll past, even the game designers make it possible to skip it as fast as possible.

did you just actually read the privacy policy and terms of service.

by dhkjefcyncnehjsdf May 11, 2022

Scratching the service

Australian idiom: to deal with a matter only in the most superficial way. Similar to American ‘Scratching the surface’, but meaning different to ‘Scratching the cervix’

We’re so compatible in so many ways and we’re just scratching the service

by AustralianLinguist March 2, 2023

im to your servic

It's so interesting that SERVICE & SERVIC (WOMENS WAORM(2OP) HOLE) SO IM TECHNICALLY YOUR TECHNICIANS WHO SERVICE A SERVIC AND GIVE A NICE CHECK TO THE BEAN AND THE VIOLIN

I always be your loyal servant baby.

Im to your servic. 24/8

by Simonet@let December 16, 2021

Dick Shaped Service

Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’

This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.

Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service

by A. Neuman May 24, 2022