the mother of a seal pup, usually rude and aggressive, occasionally nice when she isn't around an over sized mutt
by clclclclcl July 13, 2015
Get the madre sealmug. Letting life's struggles, uncertainties, or arch nemesis (seal) get the best of you. Losing the challenges life throws at you and ultimately drowning (suicide) in deep waters like a seal does to its prey.
SketchyBall 1: Hey what's up? Did you, uh, take care of Timmy?
SketchyBall 2: Wym?
SketchyBall 1: You know, cut the head off the snake?
SketchBall 2: No need, the easy ones always get drowned by a seal.
SketchyBall 2: Wym?
SketchyBall 1: You know, cut the head off the snake?
SketchBall 2: No need, the easy ones always get drowned by a seal.
by Mr.AttackIsBack April 27, 2024
Get the drowned by a sealmug. noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)
Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
Get the Seal Cuffmug. The most high ranked navy team and one of the most trained teams of all time. They are always to get the task done.
There is a game based on them it is called Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege. There are unlimited books based on seal team six, and most of them written by Tom Clancy.
There is a game based on them it is called Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege. There are unlimited books based on seal team six, and most of them written by Tom Clancy.
Person 1: Hey did you know that Seal Team Six is one of the best teams there is.
Person 2: No, what is Seal Team Six?
Person 1:play this game called Rainbow Six Siege and find books written by Tom Clancy.
Person 2: I will check them out.
Person 2: No, what is Seal Team Six?
Person 1:play this game called Rainbow Six Siege and find books written by Tom Clancy.
Person 2: I will check them out.
by Golden mama October 15, 2017
Get the Seal Team Sixmug. When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.
"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
by Skalkin November 10, 2019
Get the clubbing baby sealsmug. When someone draws some dicks on your elementary school and u gotta tell all the little kids they’re seals
by Queen Catmow September 21, 2019
Get the Sealmug. a sexual endeavour, whereby a male emits seminal fluid latitudinally across the eyes and mouth of his playtime acquaintance. the act is proceeded by the sprinkling of silver sparkles over the affected orifices. this results in a shiny, chrome seal face.
by Jack Caraway February 22, 2011
Get the chrome sealmug.