When someone tries to deceive or mislead another person with a sarcastic lie, the attempt is so obvious or poorly executed that the other person immediately recognizes it and calls them out on their nonsense.
Alex: "Yeah, sure, I totally met Beyoncé at the grocery store last night."
Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."
Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."
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