A. The state of which cereal is to be, or not to be a soup
B. When a someone is eating another person's ass out and person 1 releases blowout diarrhea into person 2's mouth.
B. When a someone is eating another person's ass out and person 1 releases blowout diarrhea into person 2's mouth.
A. "That meal was a Schrodingers Soup type thing... I couldn't tell if it was soup or a stew or what, but it was damn good"
B. Dude this hot chick last night served me some fresh Schrodingers Soup!
B. Dude this hot chick last night served me some fresh Schrodingers Soup!
by CamSilvy July 20, 2023
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The phenomenon most commonly occurs during toilet breaks after long nights of drinking.
The phenomenon most commonly occurs during toilet breaks after long nights of drinking.
"Alas, dear chap, I appear to have a sudden case of Schrödinger's Legs. Might I perchance borrow your umbrella to prop up my uncertain undercarriage?"
by SunGnif July 28, 2023
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Similar to Schrödinger's cat, you can only exist in this state until you are officially diagnosed.
Similar to Schrödinger's cat, you can only exist in this state until you are officially diagnosed.
Person A: Do you have autism?
Person B: I dunno maybe? I haven't been diagnosed yet so I guess I have Schrödinger's Autism
Person B: I dunno maybe? I haven't been diagnosed yet so I guess I have Schrödinger's Autism
by Ant On A Dog August 1, 2023
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A contrary to Schrodinger's Douchebag
A contrary to Schrodinger's Douchebag
"(Reading out a definition) Someone who is a jerk and decides whether they were joking or not based on how people reacted."
"Im like this all the time"
"yeah but u do it well, making it Schrödinger's Comedian"
"Im like this all the time"
"yeah but u do it well, making it Schrödinger's Comedian"
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Schrodinger's Lawyer: Nows your chance!
Client: I plead guilty to the first degree murder of a family of 4
Jury: Oh, we were going to say he's not guilty, but whatever
Client: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
Schrodinger's Lawyer: Oops
Schrodinger's Lawyer: Nows your chance!
Client: I plead guilty to the first degree murder of a family of 4
Jury: Oh, we were going to say he's not guilty, but whatever
Client: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
Schrodinger's Lawyer: Oops
by KorokDude August 25, 2023
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by okayxairen August 28, 2023
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Person1: ew the Barbie movie is about feminism it will have a 70% drop of on the second week go woke go broke person 2: we will see about it. 1 week later. Person 2: the Barbie movie just became Warner bros. Highest grossing film so much for go woke go broke. Person 1: actually it was not that woke. Person 2: omg you are an example of Schrödinger's Wokeness
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