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Bachelor Sandwich

Taking any and every condiment/filling/topping/leftover in the fridge and putting it between a hotdog bun, hamburger bun, bread or any bread-like product due to extreme hunger or any sort of intoxication. Creating an interestingly delicious meal
I just ate a bachelor sandwich with ranch, mustard, mayo, hot sauce, pickles and cheese that I cut the mold off. I'm probably making another.

I was wasted the other day and ended up filling a pita with leftover penne in tomato sauce, mushroom soup and croutons. It was the best bachelor sandwich I've ever eaten.
by Smelface April 8, 2017
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Pastrami Sandwich

A pussy with delicious low hanging tender juicy pink lips

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Damn.. I hit that pastrami sandwich like I only had 30 minutes for lunch...
by MoneyBitetheRapper July 27, 2020
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Poop-Sandwiching

The act of hard greifing and demolishing ones opponents in Rocket League
These people are poop-sandwiching
by MrPoopyButholeFartsAlot January 2, 2021
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Astronaut Sandwich

When two people are bent over ass-to-ass while a third person stands and squats above them (with one foot on each back), thus creating a thrusting motion between the two asses. All of this happens whilst listening to Space Oddity
Hello! I'd like an astronaut sandwich please!
by The astronaut December 28, 2016
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circumcision sandwich

A sandwich of which consists of the foreskin of a circumcised penis on rye bread with mayonnaise drizzled over the top.
A diet consisting of only circumcision sandwiches is more effective then the subway diet.
by Cockeyedbob December 1, 2017
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Disappointment Sandwich

A sandwich made when one has nothing to make a sandwich with, but still craves a sandwich. These sandwiches often desperately consist of food items that are not usually put on sandwiches
For lunch today I had a disappointment sandwich consisting of a stale hotdog bun, leftover meatloaf, a mysteriously hidden piece of American cheese , and ketchup.
by Sorrelli May 24, 2016
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Senile sandwich

When seated between two geezers, and forced to hear inane and/or poorly heard conversations.
I was in a senile sandwich on the plane ride home, seated between two old ladies who couldn't hear each other's conversation.
by dream luvva April 6, 2015
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