COB Sally

n. A hand job using 5(yes, it has to be 5) spicy hot mustards for lubrication. Usually only for the local Chick-O-Breast sandwich(you won't need but 2 for the sandwich) or to dip your fries in. It's the Official Condiment of Mt Olympus!

Damian- "It was so slow at the Chicken Chokers Waffles and Cocks that I was actually able to sneak off and get in a fourth COB Sally before we closed. That's a personal best and if that's not retarded..."
Short Bus Sally- "I'd like to apologize to the entire retarded Chicken Chokers community, especially the spicy hot mustard division. What a fucking mess!"

by DirtyDirtyGinger January 30, 2020

Sally Boy

A clout chasing insecure man that lacks integrity.

A person using false information about relationships, accomplishments, or whereabouts to misrepresent intentions.

They pulled a real Sally boy by asking suzie on a date and not mentioning living with someone.

by Invoketruth January 4, 2025

Setup Sally

A chick that thinks you have other chicks, so she tries to set you up by leaving shit for the other chicks to find like scratches on your back, or her bra in your car.

Seriously bitch? You left your bra in my car?!!! Ol' Setup Sally

DAMN Setup Sally! Look what you did to my back!!!

by TenMinusNine January 11, 2018

Sally Sniff

n. The sound of 2 lines being snorted in a short progression because you were stupid and let Sally go first when you knew better. SNIIIIIF - delay of just long enough to move to the next line - SNIIIIIF usually followed by a questioning look on her face. What? We were only supposed to.do 1 of those little bitty lines? They weren't both for me?

v. The act of snorting the 2 lines because whoever cut them up was stupid enough to let Sally go first.

n. Ray- (cuts out a couple lines for he and Sally then steps away to answer his phone. When he returns, there's nothing left and Sally is looking at everything but him. Ray then looks to Drew for confirmation of what he already knows...)
Drew- (Short laugh/sigh under his breath then looks at Ray smiling) You already know... You've been a victim of the Sally Sniff, you fucking retard! You've gotta have some sort of learning disability!
Sally- (blank face) What are you two talking about? I wasn't supposed to do both of those? Are you fucking with me? I would like to apologize to the retarded community...

v. Ray- (cuts one biiiiiig line hoping to slow Sally down)
Sally- (SNIIIIIF) delay just long enough to refill lungs with air - (SNIIIIIF) Why didn't you cut one out for you? Are you trying to quit?
Drew- Damn, bro... She just Sally Sniffed ALL your shit... I guess I'm going to the house early tonight since everybody is now cleaned out.

by DirtyDirtyGinger January 30, 2020

sally pinecone

Someone who shoves pinecones up their ass

"She gave herself a Sally pinecone"

by Tampons Lol June 15, 2016

Sally tearing

The production of significant tears produced during excessive and boisterous laughter

That movie was funny! Couldn't stop Sally tearing bro.

by Silster August 26, 2023

Sally Kween

This phrase originates from the words "Slay Queen" But someone in my friend group misspelled it to "Saly Queen" and that's how it started.

THE DEFINITION OF SALLY KWEEN:

Someone or something who is really amazing, LGBTQ+ and hot. If they are these things, they are so Sally Kween

Omg! You are such a Sally Kween

That's so Sally Kween!
I don't want to do that, I'm too Sally Kween for that.

by kweenkween September 2, 2021