rusty poon

Pussy that hasn't had any attention in so long that it has become dry and began to oxidize.
Kelly ain't a bad girl. She's just got rusty poon. If she took care of her shit, maybe she might land a guy.
by 23rd Chromosome December 28, 2015
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rusty knocker

Receiving a handjob from someone using WD-40 as lube.
"Dude, last night after we went to dinner, we went back to my place and she gave me a rusty knocker"
by Dank Ass Nerd October 25, 2015
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Rusty Poncho

What a Mexican Gay male calls a used condom. Can also be used for pegging or male to female anal contact.
Geraldo woke up with a massive pain in
his anal region, and realized why when he saw the Rusty Poncho on the floor.
by Tom@$$ March 26, 2022
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Fake Rusty

Rusty Griswold portrayed by that little punk bitch Johnny Galecki from the terrible third installment of the National Lampoon Vacation film series
Christmas Vacation has a Fake Rusty.
He's somehow younger than Audrey.
They really screwed the pooch here.
by Deece Naughts's uncle April 26, 2023
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Rusty arbuckle

Getting your nuts sucked while shitting on the person's chest
That girl sure knows how to give use a rusty arbuckle!
by S LeVade April 28, 2023
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rusty wilson

Your partner dresses up as Russell Wilson while experiencing extremely aggressive diarrhea, you then proceed to use your dick as a plunger causing a volcano of liquid magma to erupt from said partners anus upon removal.
Johnny: "Hey Brandon where's Travis?"
Brandon: "Oh he's out back giving Nolan a Rusty Wilson."
Johnny: "Tells those crazy kids to come in, the games starting."
by The Ugly Barnacle November 05, 2014
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rusty caribou

When someone shits, doesn’t wipe, and then you eat their ass
by Rustybou January 14, 2018
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