Russian paddlepop

When a man had anal intercourse, pulls out, then the partner licks the fecal matter off his penis like a Paddlepop

"Did you meet my sister at the wedding?"
"Yeah bro, she had my russian paddlepop"

by Gnardie November 10, 2018

Russian rinse

Sometimes seen spelled "Rush n Rinse", is when a man is about to have sex with someone, but he has recently had sex with another woman and his wedding tackle still smells like this other woman; the man must find a bathroom and wash his junk in the sink.

I was on the way home from a girls house when another girl called and wanted me to stop by so I had to give it the Russian Rinse in the convenience store bathroom before I got to her place.

by Kingston Soze September 24, 2017

Russian Amnesia

Saying you don’t remember if something happened as an excuse to appear innocent.

Trump said he doesn’t remember having a meeting talking about Putin, he must have Russian Amnesia.

by Jm831 April 19, 2018

russian sweater

When you drink vodka to warm up because its freezing outside!
Sasha has his russian sweater on today!

Give me a double of stoli, its freezing outside and i need to put on my russian sweater!

by whitemikeflyguy February 26, 2015

Russian poolette

When you have the farts but they can't be trusted and you just know if you keep farting one of them will be a shart .

It's like Russian poolette , if i keep pulling that fart trigger i just know im going to fill my asscrack with shepherds poo .

by Gothguy-uk August 1, 2016

Russian roulette

100% safe game, 5 out of 5 people say

-Russian roulette is a completely safe game, 5 out of 5 people say, you know?
-What about the 6th person?
-We couldn't find him

by over420 December 21, 2020

russian forum

A situation when a user asks a question regarding a particular tool or solution and receives a lot of answers and comments on how other solutions work great, other tools provide a better experience, and the topic starter knows nothing about anything. The actual answer to the question is never provided.

- How to set up Ubuntu on Raspberry Pi?
- idk, but with my laptop it works great
- lol, who uses ubuntu these days
- fucking russian forum...

by maybehelloworld July 25, 2023