rug ride

a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.

b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"

c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug

C'mere, Spot, momma wants to give you a rug ride.

by [e-mail] November 13, 2010

Bear rugging

Bear rugging, is when you spread a partner out like a bear rug and ravage them from behind.

I was bear rugging this girl last night and she read screaming.

by BugzBunnyDWS June 27, 2020

Bear Rugging

The act of passing out in the middle of a living room, typically at the end of a party and under the influence of drugs or alcohol

“Dude you were totally bear rugging last night!”

by Splatt January 27, 2019

persian rug

cleaning up another square metre of my worm infested persian rug
having completed an overall 51 m2 so far, its starting to look really really nice. can see the beautiful patterns and colours, handicraft, unicum, a favourite.

we've been wanting to sit with you on our persian rug for so long
I know it used to look untended
but i mean to handle with care

by Krkič November 28, 2019

muff rug

Muff rug - hairy pubic area

Hey do you know Jane has a right Muff rug on her she needs to trim or shave it.

by rosiepye February 28, 2014

honduran rug burn

When a short ageless person of South American descent gives you a painful release on your wiener.

I took home Maria last night and she gave me the worse Honduran rug burn last night.

by BlazingAeriola666 July 17, 2018

Meat Rug

Unshorn rug of hair on the pubis that may or may not obscure all or part of the man meat

John looked so sexy until I saw his penis was hidden in a meat rug.

by Simin Allin November 25, 2020