Basically the thing that comes out whenever you copy and paste the upper tab of the Urban Dictionary site.
Urban Dictionary
Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories 🎓 College 🚬 Drugs 🍰 Food 💬 Internet 🎧 Music 🙋🏽 Name 🙏 Religion 🍆 Sex ⚽️ Sports 📈 Work Store Blog
by \/+{[me]}+\/ April 30, 2021
Get the Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories 🎓 College 🚬 Drugs 🍰 Food 💬 Internet 🎧 Music 🙋🏽 Name 🙏 Religion 🍆 Sex ⚽️ Sports 📈 Work Store Blog mug.
I mean, I hate to piss on your parade but snakes dont talk.
Hym "We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse. It makes neurotic little gnomes think they're better than everyone and it's annoying. If you want to worship your little reality monster thans fine but NO I don't believe to talked to it and NO I'm not going to do what it said. I love the pageantry of it and the extended lore is interesting but, no... We're not living our lives or structuring our country based a guy who claimed to know a magic guy. If the magic man comes back, HE can tell me what HE wants himself and YOU... Can go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
Get the We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse mug.

Religion of Thaii

Thaii is the religion of deep peace and mind focus of yoga. Thaii is used prominently in all countries and well known in Asia. Thaii requires vast amount of concentration and a daily stretch and routine nightly to honor Thaii. Thaii and Thaiichi disregard and don’t respect anyone who makes fun of their religion. This religion will help your health and open your mind to new places.
I love the Religion of Thaii
by ReligionofThaiiAnthem April 15, 2018
Get the Religion of Thaii mug.
The bu**s**t statement that pushy/self-righteous Bible-thumpers --- no matter what denomination --- hastily tell you in an attempt to reassuringly counter your protest of, "No thanks --- I've never had any luck with religion or churches; everyone there is always arrogant and hypocritical to me, and expects too much of me." Uh-huh... **sure** they are --- believe that, and they'll tell ya another one --- plus they've probably also got some swampland in Florida to sell you. :P
Disgusted teenager: I had a recently "converted" zealot from a local religious group tell me that, "Oh, you'll love us, trust me --- my religion's not like the others that you've had negative experiences with! OUR God is the True God, and He will treat you much better!" Yeah, right --- and the KKK claims to actually a virtuous people-respecting organization as a whole --- "it was just a few radical extremist splinter-groups that were violent, and gave the whole organization a bad name"! It's what they ALL say... just about EVERY group or organization enthusiastically claims to be "different" and "much better than the others", when in reality most of them are just about the same in terms of how they treat you or how they behave.
by QuacksO September 18, 2018
Get the My religion's not like the others mug.

Religion cos play

A person who claims "God first" often in their social media but has never actually been to church, does not attend church, has never tithed to the church. They are also unlikely baptized.
Oh that's just religion cos play- stay away from her, she's not a woman of God.
by Goddoesnthaveyourback May 22, 2025
Get the Religion cos play mug.

toe religion

Once upon a time the toes came to this planet to remake the world in their image. Ever heard of the dinosaurs? Ever noticed how the big crater looks like the indent of a giant toe. The toes left us their disciples to finish cultivating the world. But we became too obsessed with our hands and fingers and strayed away from the holy body part( AKA toes). One day they will return and madness will befall all who do not stand with the toes.

We are not a cult

Join us
by Hello123toes April 27, 2024
Get the toe religion mug.