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ranch cup

When someone has had sex with so many people and they’re basically addicted to it.
Example: SANTANA
by Jalid September 25, 2020
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Chicken Dippin’ Ranch

The name for a ranch sauce that is thicker than salad dressing. It was coined by a high-school girl in Huntsville, Alabama as she mixed up words due to a TBI. (She has making a great recovery, but still loves to ask doe the Chicken Dippin’ Ranch.)
Mom, I see the salad dressing, but where is the Chicken Dippin’ Ranch?
by Ginger Chutney December 5, 2020
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ranch bottle

When after sexual intercourse the man blows his gigantic load inside the girl; The girl then proceeds to queef out the cum.

"Stacy had so much jizz stuck in her she had to ranch bottle."
"Stacy had so much cum in her she had to ranch bottle it out"
by Hidden Valley February 24, 2015
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Ranch head

Someone who likes ranch too much, typically used by people who don’t like ranch as an insult for people who do.
You’re such a fucking ranch head.” (derogatory)
by Sam Mayhem February 14, 2022
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Ranch Neck

His name is Joe? He's probably a Ranch Neck.
by Ranchneck35 April 10, 2016
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Carrot in the Ranch

The act of cream pieing a female and sticking your dick back in as the cum drips out of her vagina
Oh yeah dude I definitely put my Carrot in the Ranch
by allahu YEETbar January 16, 2018
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Cock ranching

When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it
Bro I was cock ranching so hard yesterday that my cock turned into salad
by George ranchington February 28, 2018
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