rancrawl

He is a scumbag, motherfucker,
Fuckhead, asshole, piece of shit
He is a whore, a fuckin's rich piece of whore

rancrawl was a rich man

by christalmighty March 8, 2008

Ranch Squirter

A woman that vaginally injects ranch dressing, then squirts it onto a salad where another woman eats such salad.

That chick is a ranch squirter.

by THE REAL DEAL RANCH SQUIRT July 6, 2009

Rachaeled

When You are grinding with a guy and he puts your hand in his pants, you take your hand out and he repeatedly puts it back in his pants.

"I got Rachaeled at that dance last night!"

"That guy Rachaeled me so hard last night."

by MikeHunk January 9, 2011

Rachael Walmsley

An amazing girl who is fuckin beautiful! ;) She is also considered to be excellent in bed.. Apparently!

Ryan: Have you seen that girl Rachael Walmsley?
Alex: Yes man she's fuckin hung like a horse!

by 42yearoldman April 29, 2011

baboon rancher

a person who partakes in events of professionally raising and ranching in a cow like manner of baboons.

what did u do for a living?
i am a baboon rancher...

i was ranching me some baboons

by Mike Sobchack December 25, 2007

Ranchers for Rabbits

a phrase describing a redundantly absurd oxymoron.

1. Literal
little Timmy: "I'm worried about all the rabbits that get burned up in brush fires."
Faker the Bear: "Well Gosh Timmy, if we could just open up even more of your state to grazing we could stop most of those brush fires."
little Timmy: "Wow that sounds great, will that help the wild horses too?!"
Faker: "hmmm...um, actually we are planning to round them up because there isn't enough food for them."

Kyle: "That's totally ranchers for rabbits.

by voodoo-strega January 19, 2010

ranchsion

A ranch-style mansion

Wanna go chill at my ranchsion?

by abbotofthemonastary September 26, 2010