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three-scallop problem

A problem whose solution is very obvious to everyone else, but which for some reason they refuse to divulge to someone who needs to find these things out. From the movie Demolition Man, starring Wesley Snipes and Sylvester Stallone, where in a future world of perfect primness no-one has the nerve to explain to Stallone's defrosted cop the purpose of the three seashell-shaped markings in every toilet.
They're not telling me what's up with Diane these days. It must be a three-scallop problem.
by Fearman January 25, 2008
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Problematic Men Syndrome

When you have a problem with a male who you interact with similar to oil and vinegar. You just don't mix with mindsets, ideals, morals, etc. They are beyond annoying and most of the time you ignore them hoping they will find someone else to bother and just poof be gone.
Deena: "Girl, what's wrong with you today?"

Shay: "I have PMS."

Deena: "Oh, damn sorry you got mad cramps?"

Shay: "No, I have man cramps as with Problematic Men Syndrome and the jerk just won't go away."
by Shani78 June 30, 2011
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pookle

the act of urinating and deficating in the same visit to the restroom. originating from the combination of the words poop and tinkle.
"I have to take a pookle!"
by steph and nick February 11, 2006
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attitude problem

by cooter April 25, 2003
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prklö

short for finnish swear word "perkele" with the finnish letter "ö" added to the end to give it that magical funny spin that means that you aren't actually annoyied by anything.
Finnish Example:
<joku> Sauna sitten otti ja palo.. ei siinä muuten mutta makkarat kärähti mukana.. prklö :)

Same in English:
<someone> my sauna just decided to go up in flames.. it doesn't really matter that much but my sausages burned with it.. prklö (darn it)
by JormaOlavi November 4, 2004
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Problemetts

A little annoying problem that just won't go away!
I have so many problemetts in my life that it's driving me crazy!
by Rose Hog July 22, 2007
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poklemba

the act of taking a dump on someone's windshield. awesomely funny to watch, except when it is your car.
poklemba'er's friend: dude did you see that guy's face when you poklemba'ed all over his windshield?

poklemba'er: hells yea!! it was awesome.

owner of the car: hey!..... yea... it was pretty funny
by Mr. AandBtheCofD March 11, 2011
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