Man Points

Points Thou Shalt Recive From the Lord Almighty for showing extreme Manlyness and loyalty to the Ancient Man Code

Man: "wow you just snowboarded down Mt Everest on a loly-stick from the top naked, blind-folded, while on fire....with no limbs.............. you get 7 Man Points

Limbless Man: "Wow cheers erm.. thanks alot.... i guess"

by James Newby September 17, 2007

Hi Point

A cheap pistol that's more likely to explode than fire correctly. You might as well hold a grenade in your hand, since that's essentially what you're doing.

Don't buy a Hi Point if you value having all your fingers.

by sshauptsturmführer September 7, 2016

Point Five O

Slang term for the handgun cartridge .50 AE (50 caliber Action Express)
Mostly associated with the Desert Eagle Handgun.

From the movie "Snatch"

Bullet Tooth Tony: "And the fact that I've got Desert Eagle point five o."
*Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table*

Bullet Tooth Tony: "Written down the side of mine..."

*They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side*

by Kintoshi2 September 28, 2009

Point of Mental Retardation

when smoking weed, the point at which one gets so high that he/she resembles somebody with some kind of mental retardation. Characteristics include flailing arms at nothing, yelling/screaming at nothing, profound uncontrollable laughter. there is no specified amount that one has to smoke in order to achieve this state of mind because everyone's tolerance is different. everybody expresses their point of mental retardation differently, but it's usually easy to tell when one has reached the point of mental retardation. in conversation, this phrase is typically abbreviated to 'PMR.'

Zach: *hits bong*
Joey: *hits bong*
Zach: WOOOOOOG!! BLA-GEE-GOO-GOO!!
Will: oh damn, is he at the point of mental retardation?
Joey: yupp
Will: shit, should we put him outside or something?
Joey: there's cops rolling around the neighborhood.
Will: oh right

by Delta5plus4 July 22, 2010

Cookie Points

things that you do to gain favor from someone

If I ever wanna get my girlfriend back, I gotta try to score some major cookie points with her!

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

point whore

An individual in an on-line gaming world (usually a first-person shooter) who's main objective is to gain points via any means instead of aiding his/her team to victory, ala such VSF Gamers like MASH and Finaldream.

Mash spawned at the base and proceeded to drop twenty medical packs at the flag. He then advanced to where there were wounded teammates, and rushed headlong into a hopeless barrage of gunfire to revive them, only to see them killed again immediately before they could recover from his whorish ministrations.

by strangelove September 2, 2005

Pointerfuck

verb. When there is a picture of a hot broad on your computer screen and you move your mouse pointer in and out as if you were fornicating.

Steve-o: Check out this picture of Megan Fox
Gu: Oh yeah, I would do dirty things to her
Steve-o: Like this? (Moves mouse in and out of her vaginal region) How do you like being pointerfucked baby? You like that?

by OrtonBaker June 2, 2009