A poop retreat occures when doing a #2 while aiming sideways in a specific angle to make use of the curving half-pipe structure of the common variety of toilet bowls. A poop retreat signifies a high velocity poop that returns to the creator's rectum.
"Hey Rik, you are not looking that well."
"Yeah man, I am not feeling that well because I just had a poop retreat"
"Do you have an aftertaste?"
"Yeah"
"Yeah man, I am not feeling that well because I just had a poop retreat"
"Do you have an aftertaste?"
"Yeah"
by LizardK1ng November 24, 2014
Get the poop retreatmug. The perceptual slowdown of time while you're pooping.
Roughly, the conversion ratio with normal time can be estimated as:
1minute (poop time) = 5 minute (real time)
Roughly, the conversion ratio with normal time can be estimated as:
1minute (poop time) = 5 minute (real time)
Matthew: Oh jesus, sorry for taking so long on the toilet.
Mom: It was only five minutes, no big deal.
Matthew: It felt like an hour! I always underestimate the power of the poop minute.
Mom: It was only five minutes, no big deal.
Matthew: It felt like an hour! I always underestimate the power of the poop minute.
by daeyoh September 19, 2020
Get the poop minutemug. Bob: I ate some undercooked chicken today and have taken about four shits in the last hour. It burned like hell.
Tim: Sounds like you have Acid Poop bro.
Tim: Sounds like you have Acid Poop bro.
by Big Booty Bitches and Titties September 1, 2013
Get the Acid Poopmug. Poop asthma is a condition that effects millions of Americans every year, including Justin Bieber.
Poop asthma is a condition that sprads bactiria that infects the poop in your butt. This causes it to become very dry and it makes your butt try to inhale and exhale air to make it less dry. It makes your butthole expand and close in rapidly causing asthma in your butthole.
Poop asthma can eventually spread to your brain through your blood vessels. This is what causes dirty thoughts.
Poop asthma is a condition that sprads bactiria that infects the poop in your butt. This causes it to become very dry and it makes your butt try to inhale and exhale air to make it less dry. It makes your butthole expand and close in rapidly causing asthma in your butthole.
Poop asthma can eventually spread to your brain through your blood vessels. This is what causes dirty thoughts.
by gabey wabey October 9, 2020
Get the Poop asthmamug. Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop ball?"
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop ball?"
by Ballnets.net July 8, 2021
Get the Poop ballmug. An all purpose expression to be used when you just don’t know what to say or to yell at random folks as you drive by them with your car windows open.
“Hey Talon, any ideas of what we should make for dinner tonight?” “I don’t know Blake, but POOP IS A GENIUS!!”
by Mcgokes November 16, 2020
Get the Poop is a geniusmug. "Sarah won her clam chowder cook off, then made a poop painting of an Aztec warior fighting a panther... while an electric storm brewed in the distance."
by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008
Get the poop paintingmug.