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pocket bones

Check out the pocket bones on that homeless guy over there.
by Spifk December 17, 2010
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brain pocket

When something gets stuck in your mind and you can't get rid of it, this is where it gets stuck.
I woke up with Post Malone in my brain pocket this morning
by Lorrington November 10, 2018
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Pocket Balance

Pocket Balance is achieved when the weight of items in your pockets is roughly even on eash side.
Somehow my iPod has meandered over to my left pocket- when its in my right pocket, i have a nice pocket balance between my phone and iPod.
by gthgfhtrhtrh6 March 10, 2009
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Thot Pockets

When you have a line of little whores/hoes hounding to hop on your dick but you keep em in your dms, texts, etc. just in case you want something easy low effort.
Gotta empty my thot pockets bro, I’m gonna lock this girl down.
by Brenny45 November 3, 2018
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Pocket Mania

1.The act of having way to much shit in your pockets at any given time, which in turn leads to sporadic bouts of "Dude I think I lost that 50 piece I had!" especially when smoking crack with someone you really dont trust. Not that I trusted anyone Ive ever smoked crack with.

2.Having an over abundance of crack/heroin in your pockets and being stopped by the Police in most case could trigger a severe case of Super Mega Massive Pocket Mania as you frantically search for the pocket containing the stash before being violently ripped from your vehicle.
Yo nigga I was so jammed on diesel last night when I got pulled over I had the worst "pocket mania" tryna find the rest of my dope, then I remembered I stuff it in my man safe before I left the house
by The Infamous Sin May 2, 2011
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treasure pocket

Hey dude - after three dates, Amy finally let me in her treasure pocket last night!
by cubfan22 March 5, 2016
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Pocket Butter

Lubricant thick enough to be kept in the pockets of clothing without dripping through, often literally butter or margarine. Pocket butter is used defensively to help ease the pain, and prevent bodily damage associated with rape. Product is usually applied externally, and VERY urgently.
"I have to report tomorrow. Anything I should bring?"
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."

"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"

"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."

"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."
by NexusKn1ght February 11, 2021
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