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BITCH PLEASE

Basically can be used for anything. From casual conversation with your hoes, to telling off some crazy snyp3masta whose all up in your grill. Works wonders. Can also be used as a filler in absent conversation. Can also be used as a response for things you don't want to respond to with an actual answer.
Example 1:
J: haha you're so funny! we're hilarious
E: lmao BITCH PLEASE

Example 2:
E: you really smell bad...and you're kind of super ugly...
J: BITCH PLEASE.

Example 3:
J: i'm bored
E: bitch please
J: yeah.

Example 4:
J: did you actually write all that stuff in my honesty box?
E: bitch please.

OR

J: do you think i look ugly today?
E: bitch please.
by DAKRU January 2, 2009
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Do him please

A phrase many african americans use when referring to making someone else look silly while playing sports or competing.
Jamal- That white kid can barely even dribble

Tavon- I'll go out there and play him

Jamal- Do him please
by Yaboyfromthestoy June 28, 2010
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Cake, please

Phrase:
1. To display the simplicity of an act by demanding cake, instead of using the idiom "easy as cake", itself which is a bastardization of "easy as pie"
1. "I'm going to take that ball, run down field, and be like, "cake, please!"
by TKOtheKDR September 1, 2007
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Nigga Please!

When a nigga tries to say some shit to you and you reply, Nigga Please!
Tom: Dude I totally fucking got herpes from inserting my wee-wee in your mom's cooch!

Dave: Nigga PLEASE!
by xXJoseXx February 11, 2007
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Bitch please

General statement of acknowledgement, notably as a positive affirmation, or exclamation of delight. Can be upgraded to "Nigger please" if the preceeding event warrants it.
So... the bad news is, the zombie apocalypse is occurring. But on the plus side, I managed to get the chainsaw working so... Bitch please.

Person 1: What we eating tonight?
Person 2: Erm... pizza I think.
Person 1: Bitch please.
Person 3: We got chips too if you want?
Person 1: Nigger please!

(Note how the use of "Nigger please" (an upgraded "bitch please") is also implicit of the positive affirmation; "yes".)
by Gunishment September 12, 2011
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Cheese Please

(you walk up to your snack of choice at the club)
"Cheese please!"
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president please

Reaction of something that is unbelievable.
Usually used as a more politically correct substitute of n***a please.
"Yo dawg, i had success with this fine ass asian dime last night. She was real receptive with my game that I spat."

"President please"
by Echo808 February 11, 2009
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