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Pinchus Interruptus 

That moment when you are finally relaxed on a public toilet, enjoying the solitude and just about to pinch off a brewing turd, when someone else bursts into the lavatory to piss, shit or wash there hands. Pinchus Interruptus usually results in a full on defecatory hold pattern, or mid-release pinch or severe turtling effect until all other parties leave and perfect release conditions are restored.
I never use the 12th floor men’s room to shit on a Monday morning. All that NFL activity on Sunday creates the perfect environment for Pinchus Interruptus.

My ass was filthy from pinchus Interruptus earlier. The place was like grand central station and I kept turtling in and out and crowning. Finally got it out after everyone left and cleared out.
Pinchus Interruptus by Eaton Holgoode September 21, 2018
Related Words

pinchline 

A sweet punchline used for subtle joking.
Wow ! Aurélien the Great DBA just pinchlined me, I feel so sad now
pinchline by BobLaMitraille September 18, 2020

Pinchelle 

You Pinchelle
You fuckin Pinchelle
Pinchelle by Pinchelle June 28, 2023

Name Pinched 

Date a boy or girl with same name as your ex, then break up with them and hurt them like your ex did to you.
Madison broke up with me on my birthday so I name pinched this new girl and I did the same to her.
Name Pinched by ItzWill September 24, 2019

Penny pinching

Robbing somebody with less money than you, or trying to.
The guy robbed a broke guy and took his life and 34 cents from him. The point of it all is the way luck determines everything in life (according to some) and nobody had a lucky day that day, not even the guy who made 34 cents, despite the false sense of optimism each party involved had when waking up that morning. Unless the penny pinching guy wanted to make an assassination look like a robbery, not much got accomplished.
Penny pinching by Solid Mantis November 14, 2019

doberman pincher

A person or person's who scores your shit and pinches it and then expects you to kick you down .
You scored from who? I'm surprised you got anything ? That guy's s fucken doberman pincher!