Elderflower Phase

A classy way to say a hoe phase for any woman newly single after the age of 35.

I got a divorce after 10 years and feel too old to have a hoe phase, but what if we call it an Elderflower Phase, sounds classy but still down to be wild??

by Stuffany October 15, 2025

Shabnam phase

A phase when somebody decides to act, look, dress, or become TOO overly obsessed with Shabnam. Thinks that Shabnam knows them personally and decides to have almost EVERY PIECE OF SHABNAM MERCH THAT EVER EXISTED (including already owned items with Shabnam stuff on them.)

Person 1: Nah you had your Shabnam phase since what, 2018? GROW UP
Person 2: Noooo! heeeheeeheeeheeeheehaaaaheeee I’m gonna stay like this all dayyyyyy!1!!!1
Person 1: I’M GONNA BAN EVERY SINGLE SHABNAM SCRAP OFF YOU IN A INSTANT
Person 2: Whaaaaheeheheheheheheheheheeeee!
Person 1: Because it is UNHEALTHY via a bunch of academical STUDIES to be liking someone who DOESN’T KNOW YOU EXIST.
Person 2: Sheeeeee? Doesn’t know that I eXIST? mIIIIIIIIHHHEEEHEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEE!!
Person 1: Yes. You guys act like you know her when she probably knows about, what, 35% of you? STOP THIS RIGHT NOW.
Person 2: Nosy nos!
Person 1: Right……
*a day later*
Person 2: WHAT, NO SHABNAM, WHERE ARE MY DVDS, MY CDS, MY BOOKS, MY DOLLS, MY MAKEUP, MY BEDSPREAD??
Person 1: Took them away.
Person 2: Oh, I really WAS in my Shabnam phase. What has happened to me those 7 years ago.
Person 1: Good. Now have fun now that she has been blocked off this household.

by bcshabnamfan2002 October 23, 2025

15 minutes of phase

When someone experiences the sensation of fully going through a phase in literally a matter of minutes or hours.

joe: woah.
anne: what?
joe: for some reason i just spent the past half hour looking up stuff about star trek, but i think it's totally lame now.
anne: welcome to your 15 minutes of phase.

by rowanneee May 12, 2010

Knit a sweater phase

When sex is not a high priority and the idea of doing anything but the act is more interesting. This is a multi-use phrase. Having children definately brings on knit a sweater. Dating a prude or someone with no vision absolutely qualifies under knit a sweater. When men use this term it is crucial to understand that someone needs to put them out of their misery immediately. All fabulous people.. honey, knit away.

I think my best friend is going through the knit a sweater phase, because she was mad at me wanting to look sexy for my new boyfriend. The sweatsuit and frizzy hair were also tell-tale signs that I should have shut up talking, but I didn't, and she bit my head off.

by TwoTablesNoTime January 13, 2012

Gender Change Phase

When a male realizes "he" has been given a female name, Gender Change Phase is the process "he" goes through to accept that fact.

Jake: Alexy, it says here that you are a girl.....
Alexy: I'm a BOY, BUT IM A GIRL, TOO! I'M A TRANS!!!!! I CAN GO TO THE GIRLS AND BOYS BATHROOM!!! I CAN SEE NAKED BOYS AND GIRLS!!! I CAN BE GAY AND NOT GAY AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!! oh shit now I need a bra
Jake: Alexy its OK you're going through Gender Change Phase

by Logical World September 1, 2017

Ronald McDonald Phase

A phase mainly 12vies fall into these days. This phase is a phase that dresses and face itself like their Lord and Saviour, Ronald McDonald. The only meals they'll eat is McDonalds 24/7, cuz why not.
They even fantasize Ronald McDonalds and make heaps of fan fiction cuz that's what their purpose life is.
They Claim that it is NOT a PHASE.

12vie: "It's NOT A PHASE MOMM... I REALLY AM RONALD MCDONALD"
*Mom facepalm at their mistaken child at their Ronald McDonald Phase

by I*Am*A*Mistake June 22, 2018

Self destruction phase

The "Self destruction phase" is a phase in which people suddenly become distant or plain assholes with multiple of their so-called friends. This typically happens in High School.

Girl 1: Why has Abby been saying weird things to me and leaving me on read?
Girl 2: I heard she was in the Self destruction phase.

by LinkCanBackflip November 5, 2019