National Your Past Self Day

On January Second is the National Your Past Self Day, it is simple, you just be your past self! (if you remember your past self.)

"Today is National Your Past Self Day!"

by JustMoonlight. July 18, 2023

cranium paste

the blood spattered on the ground from getting sniped.

check out that cranium paste from my kill.

by dragonprince129 December 16, 2009

Talent past its expiration date

People that are no longer politically relevant or useful to their country

As per Laura Ingraham of fox news, the Clintons, Obamas and Oprah can all be categorized as talent past its expiration date. Lol.

by Sexydimma November 27, 2024

Glory paste

The crust left on the wall after you shoot your load

Don't eat that. That is glory paste

by CE4ev90 December 26, 2020

past cute

someone who used to be cute back in the day and still thinks they are cute now.

When I first met Marc he was cute but that was 23 years ago, now he is past cute.

by jodijodigeee July 01, 2019

blast to the past

That real relatable moment when you go back in time and stretch your ancestors assholes to the size of a cannon ball

Damn mom you’re really making me want to give you a blast to the past

by surgarnipps69 February 07, 2021

happy paste

cum

Man that guy's happy paste tastes delicious

by t02j February 23, 2017