I'm packing

To carry a firearm on your person.

Don't fuck with me nigga, I'm packing heat!

by yeahwhoduh June 17, 2015

Packing Meat

When you are lead to believe a woman really has a penis.

Mark: Damn I think Samantha is packing meat!

by Lloydish June 2, 2008

Parking Queen

A fairly unconvincing transvestite who gives suck jobs in the public toilets at shopping centre carparks. Normally for under $5 or just for the hot meal.

Lauren is parking queen of the Target city carpark. Don't work her territory or "she" will stab you with an AIDS filled syringe.

by chris+ February 25, 2008

Parking lot stalker

Someone who cruises continuously around a parking lot till a space close to the front door becomes available.

You've been circling for 20 minutes. Just park the car so we can go in. You're turning into a Parking Lot Stalker for christsakes

by Joey Shabadoo September 19, 2008

Cleveland Apple Picking

The act of anal intercourse in which upon pulling out a little piece of fecal matter finds its way into your dick hole causing the head of your dick to turn as red as a an apple.

So I went Cleveland apple picking with my girlfriend this weekend and when i pulled out i thought my dickhead was gonna explode.

by timmyzisgay December 9, 2008

pecking

The art of placing a traditional party hat in the shape of a cone on your head, so that it covers your mouth, and proceeding to strike your fellow party-goers with it.

Did you see Genesis the other night? They say only 3 people survived after that pecking incident.

by mastahp September 28, 2014

Parkinsons

some one who cannot dance but is moving around a hell of a lot

that dude has parkinsons, look at his moves

by Dusty Bottoms 69 July 1, 2007