shmozen one

The fat or uncoordinated kid who is always the last pick when children divide into groups or teams.

Bet that chubby kid with glasses is the shmozen one.

After a lifetime of being shmozen, Nigel was thrilled to have been picked to lead the research group.

by mrbusdriver May 4, 2009

one erectioner

a man who is a "directioner", and each time he sees or hears about One Direction he gets an erection

Blaine "I cant believe that Timmy like One Direction
Kyle "Yeah, hes a one erectioner"

by t_murph October 17, 2013

Bat-One

A gay guy and a huge liar. Physique similar to Adam West Batman. Extreme PC-Gaming, it's his thing. Often times, sexually attracted to cars and only attracted to personalities.

*Girl squirts all over sheets*
*Blames it on brother*
*Father yells at brother*
Brother : APOOPITA! APOOPITA! You see what she does to me?! And you think I AM THE BAT-ONE?!

by lengthiestwarfare April 3, 2015

One-Duder

A single occupancy bathroom.

Jack - "I need to use the bathroom."
Ray - "Sorry man. I was here first and it's a one-duder."

by Ray Masterson December 19, 2006

Tug of one

Synonym for male masturbation. Play on words of "tug of war".

"That chick was so fine I thought of her while havin' a tug of one last night"

by Bruk May 1, 2009

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by The Real Driller April 18, 2022

two in the one

Pooping in a urinal

Steer clear of the bathroom by the football field, Dave dropped a two in the one.

by SteveRules December 13, 2008