one erectioner

a man who is a "directioner", and each time he sees or hears about One Direction he gets an erection

Blaine "I cant believe that Timmy like One Direction
Kyle "Yeah, hes a one erectioner"

by t_murph October 17, 2013

one for Jeff

A way of taking two of something when you're only being offered one

Like When Jeff comes to your house and you say have a beer

by El Guapo March 31, 2005

Oats one

Is a pussy aka toy who is all talk and can run up anytime bitch

Look at that faggot oats one

by Ozonone bitch May 30, 2016

Seventy one

A Seventy one is done while performing the Sixty Nine and one of the Participants put two of their fingers in the other person's ass.

The other day I caught Bill and Jill doing the Seventy one.

by moorebounce February 17, 2010

two in the one

Pooping in a urinal

Steer clear of the bathroom by the football field, Dave dropped a two in the one.

by SteveRules December 13, 2008

One-Duder

A single occupancy bathroom.

Jack - "I need to use the bathroom."
Ray - "Sorry man. I was here first and it's a one-duder."

by Ray Masterson December 19, 2006

Tug of one

Synonym for male masturbation. Play on words of "tug of war".

"That chick was so fine I thought of her while havin' a tug of one last night"

by Bruk May 1, 2009