Chico Points

Points obtained via doing acts such as listening to music on an iPod, trashing bathrooms, playing bluegrass on the saxophone, etc.

Person 1: “Hey man, how many Chico Points do you have?”

Person 2: “I listened to 4 songs on my iPod and trashed a bathroom, so I think I’m at 21 Chico Points.”

by LaundryRoom287 November 21, 2018

Long Point

small town in the middle of nowhere; south of streator, illinois. extremely smallll.

where do you live?
long point.
wheres that?

by uhyourmom7 January 22, 2009

Funny Point

When your friend tries to be funny, but says something so stupid and unfunny, or a joke that has been overused way too much that you have to award him with a point.

Person 1: what’s nine plus ten?
Person 2: twent-
Person 1: JOE MAMA
Person 2: wow bro. really funny. you’ve earned a funny point.

by BakedOwl May 15, 2020

trophy point

When a cadet at West Point (male or female) becomes sexually aroused whilst in the vicinity of Trophy Point, his/her erection is a 'Trophy Point'.

Cadet X: "Wow, look at the Hudson River"

Cadet Y: "Yeah, it's so majestic and shit. I totally have a Trophy Point right now"

by J Company, 5th Regiment March 6, 2013

Do point

The do point is the level of intoxication necessary to induce beer goggles. This point will vary depending on one's standards and the woman's level of attractiveness, from sober all the way up to extremely wasted. Similarly to how the dew point cannot exceed the current temperature, the do point cannot exceed one's degree of alcohol tolerance, as passing out will come before beer goggles can take effect.

Jason only went to the party with Helga because he felt bad for her, but he passed his do point and now he's got a busted baby mama for life.

by Book bag July 24, 2019

Jovak Point

A portmanteau of a typical White-sounding name (i.e. Joe Novak) insinuating the way American Southerners point at people; particularly in silent or excited agreement. The "jovak" style of pointing. Popularized in Southern California, 2021.

Did you see when (name) did the jovak point when they were talking about alligator soup? It gave me big Alabama vibes.

by b00tyass June 22, 2021

The Point of Root

The point of root is when one is at a point where there actions could not be any looser

Jim: Oi cunt look at that tradie over there, i think he has hit the point of root
Rod: Fucken oath he has, he's rootin a dead squirrel while taking a fat BOG down some poor cunts throat

by LooseOath from round the corna June 4, 2019