fucking crab

when you put your legs through the sleeves of an oversized sweater(upside down), then put your arms inside of the sweater, pull the sweater over your head and crouch down
"dude did you see drake he was totally fucking crabbing yesterday"
by nugget in a blazer November 18, 2018
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Crab Legs

When you lay a girl on her back, hold her legs up by the ankles and push her legs away from each other with great force until you can hear her hips crack.
Then you break her like crab legs!
by Chito_dh November 19, 2009
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HERMIT CRAB

where a single person, lies in bed, passes gas and then pulls the covers over ones own head to enjoy thier own essence. this is normally called a dutch oven when enjoyed by a pair.
after eating that bean burrito, my thunder was rolling...i was lying in bed and tooted, then i pulled the covers over my head and pretended to be a hermit crab.
by MRSKQ August 08, 2009
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Crabs 'a' Way

n. - a type of "medicine", otherwise known as a Razor, used to shave your pubic hairs to get rid of your krabs for a short period of time
Dude, Johnny used the Crabs 'a' Way method just to go on a date tonight.
by Tattoo April 16, 2007
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Nigger Crabs

Old Bay flavored chicken wings, also known as Eastern Shore Wings, Crab Wings
by Mandy Kathleen November 23, 2011
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Crab Fest

1) A time during summer when certain seafood eateries start selling crabs to buyers in mass quantities; crabs are usually steamed and dipped in butter.
2) Whenever a MILF/whore/hooker is infested with crabs.
1) Phil: Let's go to crab fest at the restaurant down the street!
Susie: I love crabs!
2) Bill: Dude, your mom is a total crab fest. I'd tap that.
Tanner: ...That's nasty...
by godzirrallama111 July 14, 2010
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crab dangle

Crab dangle is when you make the stance like a crab, and walk like a crab over the girls face.. Thus made thou crab danglin
Ayy bitch lets blow this joint and go "crab dangle"?!
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