Pain and stiffness in the jaw muscles resulting from aggressively eating pussy for long periods of time. Acute crotch jaw follows which results in the jaw becoming temporarily misaligned due to muscle inflammation. Symptoms usually subside within 4 to 24 hours without medical treatment, depending on the severity of the condition and how hard you cleaned the canoe.
"I literally had to push my fucking chin back into place from the crotch jaw I got going down on that bitch. Jesus Christ."
by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019
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by Solid Mantis October 22, 2019
Get the Girl with the glass jaw mug.When you grab a stolen object from someone and use the same momentum to elbow them in the face, simultaneously knocking them out and reclaiming your property.
Eric Sparrow: What do you say? One last trip around the neighborhood. Winner takes the tape.
Steve: elbows Eric and grabs the stolen tape
Stacy Peralta: Holy shit, you just jaw jacked Eric!
Steve: elbows Eric and grabs the stolen tape
Stacy Peralta: Holy shit, you just jaw jacked Eric!
by jawjackerericsparrow June 16, 2021
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"i got battered because im a little gay boy"
"LMAO you need jaw surgery"
inspired by Joshua's heartbreaking story. We will always have him in our thoughts cause he is half metal.
"i got battered because im a little gay boy"
"LMAO you need jaw surgery"
inspired by Joshua's heartbreaking story. We will always have him in our thoughts cause he is half metal.
by Emzz August 29, 2025
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Get the Strong jawing mug.A forced laugh trying to make someone who told a bad joke not feel embarrassed. The jaw-cake makes the person who is forcing a laugh appear to have a delighted jawline as if eating cake.
My boyfriend said a jaw-cake to my family at the dinner table. It was a little odd because his jokes are usually funny.
by Hello? Is that you April 13, 2012
Get the Jaw-cake mug.1. appreciating something so much that you can't quit making it, watching it, doing it, and so forth
2. extremely intrigued and excited about (something)
3. enjoying something so much that it takes up a ton of your time and attention.
4. When someone is hooked to the jaws of a fish.
2. extremely intrigued and excited about (something)
3. enjoying something so much that it takes up a ton of your time and attention.
4. When someone is hooked to the jaws of a fish.
I am so jawed in on this TV show
My aunt is so jawed in by movies, she can watch them all day.
My family and I enjoy fishing, we can be jawed in on it for hours.
She spent a lot of years jawed in on baking and cooking.
His leg was jawed in by the shark.
My aunt is so jawed in by movies, she can watch them all day.
My family and I enjoy fishing, we can be jawed in on it for hours.
She spent a lot of years jawed in on baking and cooking.
His leg was jawed in by the shark.
by Nerd Writer December 9, 2020
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