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Jar

He is so Jar right now.
by Kai Deepa March 29, 2011
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yum yum jar

Any type of glass jar to keep your weed from stinking up your room. Typically made from any type of food jar such as jelly or pickles. You can use a mason jar but using a food item is just more fun.
Friend: Bro wtf are you doing with that jar of pickles?
You: It's my yum yum jar , can't let my old lady smell my loud

You: Don't throw out the jelly ma!
Mom: What the hell do you need it for?
You: Yum Yum jar you wouldn't understand
by Jax182 October 31, 2013
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boobies jar

1. a jar of boobies

2. the most terrific account run by the most excellent user ! 😊
A: Oi did you see boobies jar’s new post LMFAO 😭
S: NYAAJSKDKJDJD PLSSSSS 💀💀
by pickledboobs November 21, 2021
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Jarring

Chelsea and Grace are so jarring.
by chjicken September 29, 2020
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elf in a jar

coolest elf ever
why capture
yall suck

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

elf in a jar is a elf that dies in a jar from a kid
by pufflerdude January 3, 2023
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Jam Jar

The Jam Jar is a muscular and tubular part of the female genital tract, which in humans extends from the vulva to the uterus. The outer Jam Jar opening may be partly covered by a membrane called the hymen. At the deep end, the cervix (neck of the uterus) bulges into the Jam Jar. The Jam Jar allows for sexual intercourse and childbirth, and channels menstrual flow, which occurs periodically as part of the menstrual cycle.
"Ay Cookie Boy, get a load of that Jam Jar? Its toooight like a tooiger"

"I'm going to tear that jam jar a new lolly box."

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "can I smell your Jam Jar?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet then".

"Your Jam Jar should be called Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin"

"How is a Jam Jar like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them"

"Why is a Jam Jar just like the weather? When it's wet, it's time to go inside"

"What do Jam Jar's and screen doors have incommon? The more they get slammed the looser they get"

"I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her Jam Jar was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone"

Jam Jar translated in English = Jasmine.
by Neville Fkn Bartos October 4, 2016
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jar jumpers

Whores who hook up with the meth cook when the cook their with runs out of dope
Fucking with these jar jumpers will make you go broke!!!!
by Jrocafella6912 December 26, 2018
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