ikea food

The most amazing food you will ever taste, surprisingly good quality, at a surprisingly low price

I went to IKEA tonight and sampled IKEA FOOD, it was delicious and really great value

by Just me 171717 April 28, 2014

foods ghost

fart, trump, ass gas, turd tornado

'Jeez, this room smells like its haunted by Foods Ghost'

by DanJJJJJJJJ March 31, 2008

food commentator

a person who feels the need to comment on every single fucking thing they eat. especially breakfast foods. it is like they are leaving verbal yelp reviews that nobody wants to fucking hear everytime they eat.

jillian: *goes to eat ihop with lindsay*
lindsay: " mmmm these pancakes are so good mmm yes yum"
jilllian: shut the fuck up

geez, carol is such a food commentator, I swear I can't make it through a single meal without her telling me how she feels about the food

by wafflewomen October 28, 2019

food hard-on

An extreme desire to eat a particular food aroused by its mention or aroma

I can't get tacos out of my mind. I've got a food hard-on.
Food hard-on: To be completely consumed with eating a specific food.

by Roundthebend November 29, 2014

Pussy Food

Nonchalantness
Designer bags
Nail dates
Gangsta music
Hard shit
Rapport building

All these things are pussy food, shit that gets the panties wet

You aint get that bitch a bag or sum, nigga thass pussy food betta get that.

Oh she curvin you, shit, fallback, act nonchalant, thass pussyy food they like that.

You gotta talk to the bitch like u KNOW her already, thass pussy food

Play some lik durk ‘round da bitch, thass pussy food.

Drop the strap around her one time, thass pussy food.

Go get ya nails done wit the bitch, thass pussy food, let her see you take care ya shit.

by Vyrotek April 9, 2022

Food Smug

Happy with your meal choice in a restaurant, principally because it is far better than that of someone else at your table. The opposite of Food Envy.

Your 'macrobiotic bowl' salad looks truly terrible, feeling pretty Food Smug with my order right now.

by MyonduespYm May 28, 2019

food motivated

When you are willing to do something, you would not otherwise do, if food is involved. Primarily the food is free.

"I've gotta go to this stupid work thing. I wouldn't go but there's food, so I'm going cause I'm food motivated."

by TheMonger May 3, 2007