Taxi nonce 

A taxi driver that slags controllers off, but buys them stuff ie, beer, spirits & doughnuts in return for a decent job

I see that Stephen is on his way to London again with a fare, yes he’s been in the base & dropped off a bottle of brandy the taxi nonce

Taxi nonce by Johnb34 March 28, 2022

ye wee nonce 

An insult commonly said in a Scottish accent.

Oi shut up ye wee nonce.

ye wee nonce by Manchester is shit December 1, 2017

Jack the Nonce

nonce.

“have u seen jack the nonce?”
“yeah he was watching some 5 year olds”

Jack the Nonce by nonce9H January 19, 2019

Mark the nonce 

A nonce aff tiktok that send nudes to wains he’s a dirty nonce

Aw he’s mark the nonce

Mark the nonce by Mark the nonce April 14, 2020

Cat nonce 

Someone who puts out cat food to enable them to steal someone else cat

Oi Steele please don't cat nonce the next door neighbors cat

Cat nonce by Repro March 29, 2020

Rex Nonce 

A bloke called Rex who’s just a raging pedo

Ellis: What’s Rex Nonce doing?
Joe: Probably fiddling kids.

Rex Nonce by PenisQueefer692572 February 18, 2023

FC Nonce 

A football club based around the world, most likely Sunderland, and consists of many famous Nonces in the world, including Winger/Midfielder Adam Johnson

P1: You see that bloke over there?
P2: what about him?
P1:He plays for FC Nonce he does
P2: thanks for telling me, i'll keep my kids away from him

FC Nonce by TheCommunistFly March 5, 2020