Nonce

A nonce is a child toucher who commonly hangs around schools or playgrounds to pedo on younger kids

See him he is such a nonce.
What a nonce why is he looking at the arena year old.

by Kiddy fiddler May 8, 2018

Nick da nonce

nizam is the type of guy who typically likes to go for underage girls, and when that doesn’t work you’ll definitely catch him at a primary school trying again because that’s what nizams are all about... persistence and passionate when it comes to young girls

oh look, nick da nonce is back at it again flirting with the year 8s. OR, hey look at nizam dancing with all the kids in the year 8 disco !

by Nlcgang November 23, 2021

Nonce

A disgusting human being who should rot in prison

A NONCE is a guy/girl that engages in talking to underage kids

by Jxke May 1, 2024

Nonce

Pedophile/ predator/ creep/ wrongun

Standing for "Not Of Normal Criminal Etiquette" within prisons due to a Nonces behaviour being the lowest of all deviants.

Anyone displaying predatory or creepy behaviour.
Or
Banter with the lads / can be used in replacement of nause

Dave: hiya babe can I smell ya earlobe
Becky: certainly not dave you absolute nonce

Similarly
Pete: I can't stay out on the sesh tonight lads Mrs wants me back
Rich: you absolute nonce, gew away

Also
Mandy: listen, I cannot stand to be around Andy all he does is talk about guinea pigs and trains, nonce behaviour

by ImYourCatFace8 February 24, 2020

Nonce

A bald fat twat who laughs at there own jokes and wants to buy a van and touches little kids he gathers the victims by telling them that he has sweets

Steve is a fat nonce

by Pop head 12 January 28, 2022

nonce

Ellie Metcalf the girl who drinks blue milk from the bottle

what a nonce,ELLIE METCALFE

by hewladhewlad April 16, 2020

Nonce

Uk slang word for a person who looks at small children

Nonce: yo look at that kid over there. She’s very thicc

Non-nonce: I’m phoning the police

by Pseudonym 45 November 19, 2019