Nonce

Pedo

Josh is a nonce

by Joe dad left for milk November 7, 2020

nonce

when sean looks at little girls

"look at him, seans a nonce taking photos of little girls"

by tjmmmmmurphy March 29, 2020

nonce

someone who like to look/touch/molest kids

wow is that jake paul the nonce
don't tell me he's noncing again

by KSI/FAN December 23, 2020

Nonce Varnish

A combination of boiling water and sugar that burns and sticks, when thrown, to the skin of a pedophile in prison, making their skin glossy and solid once cooled.

Convict #1: "I heard that cunt's a pedo."

Convict #2: "Don't worry, I'm going to give him a coat of nonce varnish the minute he's out of PC."

by Oscar X-ray January 30, 2025

Bike Nonce

A non offensive slang term chiefly used in Britain for cyclists who only talk about bikes, riding bikes and preaches about how they are saving the environment.

"That guy is always posting videos of him riding his bike, what a bike nonce"

"He told me I should be riding to work everyday and not driving, a total bike nonce"

by Cyclist Lover March 15, 2024

bus nonce

A phrase used in the UK describing someone who is unhealthily infatuated with a Bus.

Look at that bus nonce taking photos of the buses.

by BanterKingCunt March 31, 2024

Nonce

a suspicious person in a white van driving up and down the rode of a British School, outside the green gates. That or a P.E teacher

Student 1: hey did you see that white van? it was probably some nonce
Student 2: probably, better stay away then

by Eepers jeepers June 16, 2022